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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.



Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.



Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.



Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

A: To stop the snoring before it starts.



Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.



Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.



Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"